I can’t believe Abstergo bought Tumblr
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The Banana Stand
The Finest Aged Cheese This Side of the Mississippi. So I'm Trevor, I'm 14 and this... this is it right here. It's the end of Tumblr. the absolute corner.
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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the ubisoft writers kill desmond
slowly they begin to regret their decision
the hatemail from angry fans begins to pile up“god!” they shout at the sky (in french) “we have made a terrible mistake! please! please help us!”
suddenly there is an ominous knocking on the door
it opens
a…
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dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
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Tumblr:
I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
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